1. When you fall in front of EVERYONE!
2. When that silent fart comes out loud in an elevator
3. When your handshake ends up confused
4. Or completely missed
5. When your highfive is ignored
6. When you try to push a pull door
7. Or you walk right into a glass door
8. When your food pours all over the floor
Delicious food is still delicious. No matter what surface you eat it from.
9. When you burn your dodo
10. When you mistakenly wear your shirt inside out…outside of your house
11. When you actually cannot walk in your heels
12. When a car splashes water on your work clothes
13. Bonus mentions
1. When your heel breaks
Break the second heel. Might be a fashion revolution.
2. When you realize you missed a belt hole
Don’t redo it. Power through the day
3. When your slippers cut mid-walk
Remove the second one and do your walk of shame.
5. When you wear two different legs of socks
Don’t worry. Someone else will look like a bigger idiot than you.
6. When the wind blows your wig right off
If it can be blown off that easily, do you really want it? Go your way, sister.
7. When you’re riding okada and one leg of slippers falls off
Don’t look back. Never stop moving forward. It’s in the past now.
We’ve all been there. Please just own the awkward!